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at a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with a 13 count in his hand are argueing about whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer.
the player says, &#8220;when i get bad cards, its not the dealers fault. accordingly, when i get good cards, the dealer has nothing to [...]]]></description>
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<div><br/>at a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with a 13 count in his hand are argueing about whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer.</p>
<p>the player says, &#8220;when i get bad cards, its not the dealers fault. accordingly, when i get good cards, the dealer has nothing to do with that either, so why should i tip him?&#8221;</p>
<p>the dealer replies,&#8221; when you eat at a restaurant, do you tip the waiter?&#8221; &#8220;yes, the gambler says.</p>
<p>&#8220;well then, he serves you food; whether its good or bad isnt up to him. by the same token, im serving you cards, so you should tip me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;ok,&#8221; says the gambler, &#8220;but the waiter gives me what i ask for. i&#8217;ll take an 8!&#8221;<br/><br/>Content by <a href='http://www.alvisarizky.com'>Alvisa Rizky</a></div>
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		<title>casino?</title>
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you cant keep a princess down!! asked: at a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with a 13 count in his hand are argueing about whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer.
the player says, &#8220;when i get bad cards, its not the dealers fault. accordingly, when i get [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>you cant keep a princess down!!</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>at a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with a 13 count in his hand are argueing about whether or not it is appropriate to tip the dealer.</p>
<p>the player says, &#8220;when i get bad cards, its not the dealers fault. accordingly, when i get good cards, the dealer has nothing to do with that either, so why should i tip him?&#8221;</p>
<p>the dealer replies,&#8221; when you eat at a restaurant, do you tip the waiter?&#8221; &#8220;yes, the gambler says.</p>
<p>&#8220;well then, he serves you food; whether its good or bad isnt up to him. by the same token, im serving you cards, so you should tip me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;ok,&#8221; says the gambler, &#8220;but the waiter gives me what i ask for. i&#8217;ll take an 8!&#8221;<br/><br/>Content by. <a href='http://www.alvisarizky.net'>Joomla Developer</a></div>
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